he fuck la cucaracha
La fuckaracha?
I’ll show myself out.
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I really want the context. Tho the really old jokes I’ve read have all pretty well sucked according to my present tastes, so…
notices penis
“Hmm… I’ll write down fertility ritual implement”
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It’s a scabbard, not a tripod.
Of course it is! They didn’t have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.
It’s like I’m reading Perdido Street Station in a different timeline.
Well that “dwarf’s” got a giant sized—eh nevermind.
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge…
“man with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11.”
-egyption news
“…more at XI.”
dwarfs packing some heat
It’s an ancient astronaut working the levers on his Stormtrooper speeder
Welp… can’t fucking unsee that.
It immediately gave me a flashback of a video where some guy was narrating a Reddit post about a guy and his imaginary human sized cockroach gf named Ogtha 😂
Would you still love me if I was a grasshopper?
That reads very similar to a dwarf fortress carving description.
They were roommates!
The craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality!
This is a sword, hanging on his belt, right?!
Yes, yes a “sword” said the museum curator
