resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1653arrow-down113file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
arrow-up1640arrow-down1external-linkPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square100fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
minus-squareSolidGrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up236·1 month ago Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking Um…
minus-squareAatube@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up118·1 month agofinally an article that’s oniony beyond the headline
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·1 month agoMaybe it was just for personal use
minus-squarezbyte64@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month ago Kash Patel on Epstein trafficking girls
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoLooks like a whole weeks supply. He’ll be devastated
minus-squareSonor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agothose tweets are not going to hit the same spot without this
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoIt was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoi mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoiirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agoOh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.
minus-squaredependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoJust Teddy still funding those wars in South America.
Um…
finally an article that’s oniony beyond the headline
Maybe it was just for personal use
Musk’s personal stash
Looks like a whole weeks supply. He’ll be devastated
those tweets are not going to hit the same spot without this
It was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.
It was medicinal cocaine!
i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
Oh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.
Just Teddy still funding those wars in South America.