• IronpigsWizard@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, he probably doesn’t like the new potential nickname of, “Commander Cock in Throat”…which would tie in so nicely to the NFL’s Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now…😂

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      Blow-TUS

      El BJ

      Head of State

      Heinrich Hummer

      The Deep Throat Dictator

      Brojobber General

      I can keep going

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      We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.

      Is it “Gluck Gluck Gluck”!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.

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        Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like “chupa chupa”.

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              Care for some chupa chups?

              …hello ma’am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there’s no more juice left.

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        This day in history:

        On 11/15/25, Lemmy user, “altphoto” accidentally created a new chant/noise that would become associated with anti-trump protests for years to follow.