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minus-squareYurgenst@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up71arrow-down1·edit-211 hours agoOyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·10 hours agoAt the end of the day, both are full of microplastics.
minus-squaremech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 hours ago oyster hot sauce stares at you motherfuckerly
minus-squarejivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoFuck the hot sauce, all you need is some cocktail sauce (with horseradish, not that tame ketchup shit) and it’s good to go
Oyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean
Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
I also eat ass.
At the end of the day, both are full of microplastics.
Yep, and in the morning as well.
🤮
Same taste as oysters.
stares at you motherfuckerly
Fuck the hot sauce, all you need is some cocktail sauce (with horseradish, not that tame ketchup shit) and it’s good to go
Doesn’t it usually go with vodka?