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minus-squaremortn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 hours agoWtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn’t get?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoA horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·10 hours agoCan you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?
minus-squareExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-210 hours agoHaving them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind…
minus-squareturdas@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 hours agoOkay smart guy, but how about when you can’t make them eat anything?
minus-squareDalvoron@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoLike in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can’t make it eat.
minus-squarestiffyGlitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agothat’s one my great great great grandfather used to say
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoYou put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it
minus-squareExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoYou can always get them to eat, I’ve never had a horse not eating when handfed…
minus-squaredatavoid@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoTell me you’ve never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me…
minus-squareExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoU235 pellets in an apple…easy peasy
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoWouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?
minus-squarestiffyGlitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 hours agouhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoI don’t understand the question.
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·10 hours agoI think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable. Kinda similar to people who can’t get the Joker’s desire to “See the world burn”, which is why they don’t understand his jokes.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours agoI don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.
Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn’t get?
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “why the long face?”
The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”
Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?
Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind…
Okay smart guy, but how about when you can’t make them eat anything?
Butt stuff.
Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can’t make it eat.
that’s one my great great great grandfather used to say
Injecting them with it
You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it
You can always get them to eat, I’ve never had a horse not eating when handfed…
Tell me you’ve never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me…
U235 pellets in an apple…easy peasy
Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?
uhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
I don’t understand the question.
I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable.
Kinda similar to people who can’t get the Joker’s desire to “See the world burn”, which is why they don’t understand his jokes.
I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.