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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

Horseshoe idea

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Horseshoe idea

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    3 hours ago

    Why has no one thought of this before?

  • CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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    10 hours ago

    Where meme?

    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      its a meme in it not being a meme

    • themaninblack@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 hours ago

      My bad, never again

      • frunch@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        Thank you 🙏

    • Dr_Box@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Its an antimeme

  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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    ok but why

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      so that the horses get radiation poisoning

      • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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        3 hours ago

        what did the horses do to you

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    Regular uranium is not radioactive enough. The horse will get cancer but not radiation poisoning. You have to use either enriched uranium or plutonium, or something more exotic.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      The resulting horseshoes would also be about three times as heavy so maybe there would be back pain in addition to the cancer

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    10 hours ago

    Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn’t get?

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      A horse walks into a bar.

      The bartender says “why the long face?”

      The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”

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      Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?

      • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind…

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          Okay smart guy, but how about when you can’t make them eat anything?

          • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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            Butt stuff.

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            Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can’t make it eat.

            • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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              that’s one my great great great grandfather used to say

          • village604@adultswim.fan
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            Injecting them with it

          • tetris11@feddit.uk
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            8 hours ago

            You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it

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            You can always get them to eat, I’ve never had a horse not eating when handfed…

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              Tell me you’ve never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me…

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                U235 pellets in an apple…easy peasy

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

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        uhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?

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          I don’t understand the question.

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        I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable.
        Kinda similar to people who can’t get the Joker’s desire to “See the world burn”, which is why they don’t understand his jokes.

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          I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.

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    Screenshot of tumblr post of screenshot of reddit post.

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      • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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        Thanks, saving this for later

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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      wha…

  • notsure@fedia.io
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    …what is the best armour for our soldiers in their armoured vehicles?..horse shoes, fuck off…

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