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USS Turing@startrek.website to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Replace One Word In A Star Trek Quote With Sausage

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USS Turing@startrek.website to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    We are sausage, resistance is futile.

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      You got that right … now where’s the mustard?

  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Odo: You’d shoot a man in the sausage?

    Garak: Well it’s the safest way, isn’t it?

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    Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We’re going in.

  • Ininewcrow@piefed.ca
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    The Klingon ship is decloaking!!! They’re in attack formation!!

    Fire all sausages!!

  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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    Let’s make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise Sausage.

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    There are FOUR sausages!

  • BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world
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    …to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.

  • hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz@lemmy.world
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    You know, there some words I’ve known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man’s sausage is trodden on, we’re all damaged. I fear that today

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    Sausage long and prosper.

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Hello computer?

    Just use the sausage.

    Sausage. How quaint.

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    THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      Damnit. Beat me by a day.

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    What does God need with a sausage?

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    We are sausage.

    Resistence is futile.

    • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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      WE ARE THE BORG.

      YOU WILL BE SAUSAGE.

      RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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      So true, I’m really craving sausage now

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    Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

    –Rule of Acquisition #76

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      What a bunch of lovely sausages:

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        Sausage yes Sausage Brit

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      Sausage is good for business

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        But is it sausage war or sausage peace?

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      Can’t argue with that really

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    especially the sausage

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      It’s even better with that facial expression.

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        Doctor, I do believe there’s sausage for you yet.

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        ‘m fuckin’ crying

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