For example: Windows --> Windoze, Winblows
Cici’s Pizza -> Feces Pizza
Superstore = Stupidstore
Microsoft = Microcrap
Google = Goofle
Kraft Dinner = Crap Dinner
Windows OS = Windoze
X = Twitter
Canadian Tire = Crappy Tire
Goofle. Takes the evil out of the name, but still makes fun of it, so I’m for it.
Really a fan of the word “crap”, I see.
In Québec, so in Frenglish: Wal-Mart --> All-Marde (All-Shit)
I recently learned about Québecois cursing using every item in a church. They must have some hilarious-sounding mock names for companies there.
Microsoft -> Mrkvošrot (slovakian for “carrot scrap”)
Kemically Fried Children
Dead Lobster
Pizza Slut
Windoze
Pizza Slut actually sounds like a friendly nickname.
Could be name of a dang good pizza place actually.
I’d eat that triangle. :P
“Esos hijos de puta” /s
Almost all of them are in spanish, since it’s my first language…
- Steve Jobs -> Esteban Trabajos
- Bill Gates -> Recibo Puertas
- Mark Zuckerberg -> Mark Zuckerbergas
- Elon Musk -> Elon Cucks
- Nintendo -> Nientiendo
- YouTube -> Tu Tubo
- Facebook -> Cara Libro
- Tiktok -> Tique Toque
- Microsoft -> Mocosoft
- Toyota -> Totoya
- SQL Server -> Ese culiao Server
- Coca-Cola -> Caca-Culo
- Pepsi -> Pepno
- Dr. Pepper -> Dr. Pooper
This will be open to edit to add more.
Some of these are legit funny and I barely speak the language. Thanks for sharing!
Muy Buenos todos pero perdón por ser “ese” usuario. Bill Gates es técnicamente Facturo Cercas
Sí, es el único con el tengo problemas. Otro nombre que le tengo es “Cuenta (como la de un restaurante, “bill”) Puertas”
I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.
Pepsi -> Pepno
Okay, that one got me.
Boogersoft lool
facefuck.
Windows, with it’s numerable AI and cloud integrations, has morphed itself into a “Sloperating System” and I refuse to call it anything else.
Tesla --> Swasticars
I like this one. The memes coming out of his Nazi salute were pretty good.
The classic Ford -> Fix Or Repair Daily
My favorite is
Found
On
Road
DeadFucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Whole foods -> Whole paycheck
We used to call it whole booze. Because for some foolish reason, the one in our colege town used to put giant displays of wine (like a full wall of cases of the cheap stuff) in the automatic door vestibule.
So it was pretty common to see a car zoom up, and a couple kids jump out, grab a couple cases and then peel out driving off.
Still refer to stop and shop as stop and pee sometimes. Its a callback to an old joke from when I was little. The joke was that the 2 grocery stores in town, stop & shop, and A&P were going to merge.
X = xitter, said “shitter”
I say Twitter because Elon deadnames his children so I will deadname his platform.
Someone is trying to take over the twitter name to start a new platform: https://www.twitter.new/
I want to see Elon lose the Twitter name and be stuck with X. It’s going to be so much fun watching that happen.
Or Twitter users: Twits.
Oh, I use “Twatter”.
It has been the toiletbowl of the world for years. Never was a “townsquare”.
Citrix -> Shitrix
Yes, I’ve had the displeasure. Good one.
microshaft
That got a good chuckle out of me. Like it !
It’s a classic, no doubt.
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