Very inconclusive evidence for these working! Stomach pH is about 3
Nah, I’ll let beer and sauerkraut colonize my intestines.
Me, walking into my friendly local gay bar:
I feel like this implies the existence of a hostile local gay bar.
Tell me more
CPAC/RNC
A lesbian bar maybe?
We don’t have them where I live. Every one that’s tried to exist has unexisted quite quickly.
Apparently it’s just not a feasible business plan for some reason.
Intestinal imperialism
After arriving at the intertines: oh, no, where’s the fiber? there’s only ultra-processed trash around here. We’re gona starve! Noooooooooooooooooo
“Intertines”?
Time to get fiber
Conquered by yeast
nooo
Me!
Take probiotics with antibiotics and start a war.
Or a gas station egg salad sandwich.
A nuclear war.
Makes sense they’re all white.
I remember seeing something recently about the appendix being a sort of storage area for gut bacteria and thought that was pretty interesting.
Yes, it’s the bacon grease bowl on the stove of your microbiome.
“Who wants to colonize my colon?”
Heh. COLONize
Decolonizers when they have indigestion
