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Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War

www.ctvnews.ca

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‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War

www.ctvnews.ca

Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Not one, but two letters were sent from the Pentagon to a Toronto-based sex toy store, found inside the boxes of returned adult items that had somehow made their way to a U.S naval base in Bahrain.
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    „Too sexy for Bahrain“ should be their new slogan

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      I can already hear a new version of the Right Said Fred song.

      “I’m too sexy for Bahrain Too sexy for Bahrain …”

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        …too sexy to contain!

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        unfortunately they are massive dickheads in real life.

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          Who? Right Said Fred?

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            yeah. big Brexiters who’ve said some bigoted things

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              Did not know that. Thanks.

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      Looking forward to the remake of the Right Said Fred song.

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