1. Get paid upfront cause Trump famously won’t pay for shit.

  2. Reject the US occupation anyway.

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    ~5.6 billion USD, to

    • get your free healthcare stripped,
    • get your secularism stripped,
    • get your land polluted,
    • and to get killed by rogue cops.
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    LOL.

    Most people will receive at least $100k in health care in their lives.

    You’d still be better off as a Dane.

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    You can give $100k to all homeless Americans and they would go homeless again after 5 to 10 years.

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    They would be very foolish to believe Trump would actually pay them that money. A Trump never pays his bills.

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      Maybe Trump will go in the same location as Tywin. Even if not, I recommend that be the rumour anyway.

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    Is he trying to pay the shareholders of Greenland above market price so they’ll be willing to merge with the US?

    What the fuck is this even?

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    Right… Millions US citizens are starving but he wants to pay foreigners loads of money to join the US. That’s going to work out great! The US has a great track record when it comes to natives. They probably all will be deported to an El Salvador prison or put in a bordered off reserve on top of a landfill.

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    I wonder how many people are still waiting on their million dollars Musk “offered” for votes.

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    Ya know, I bet those residents could start a bidding war if they wanted to. Why take $100k from the US when Canada might give you $150k, or the EU might give you $200k a piece?

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      Unfortunately, you can’t have a bidding war when the highest bidder has no intention of paying.

  • I’d love to know the conditions for the payment to happen. Are they going to do what? Force a referendum? They can’t. Are they gonna force people to leave after the payment? With that money? Where to?