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Night time me is always screwing over morning me. Dude never cares enough to get me enough sleep.
Future me sucks, he gets all my stuff.
You can prevent his inheritance by selling all your stuff before the future
Edit…typo
Heroin will show him.
My dumb ass scrolling past this thought “your future self is taking a shit”
I really hope future me has had enough fibre.
That’s some self hate right there.
We’ve all heard the rumors about that guy’s mother.
That guy has never done anything to help me