• cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    They’re different people and totally don’t have two 2 other family members’ names, including his alter ego, Donnie “Johnny” Trump

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      8 days ago

      “So, Mr. Barron-”

      “No, I’ve told you so many times, Baron is my son.”

      “Wait, are you saying that you’re actually Donald Trump?”

      “No, no, of course not. I’m John Miller. Definitely not Trump. Never even met Trump.”

      “Okaaaayyyy… Mr. Miller-”

      “You don’t have to be so formal. Please, just call me President Trump.”