I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
It’s between two. If they have a sense of humor I go with this one:
Person: Hey, my name is $name
Me, with the tone of a generic highschool bully: Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?
If I can’t:
Person: What’s your name?
Me: Oh, it’s $name
Person: Oh that’s a nice name!
Me: Thanks, I picked it out myself!
“Thanks, it was a birthday present”