I mean… a dishwasher is already pretty much a robot that does the dishes.
Oh sweet baby jesus no it is not. The robot would load the dishes into the the dishwashing machine, then put the clean dishes away when the dishwashing cycle is complete.
that definetely sounds doable, but no fuck you here’s a dancing robot, here’s a fighting robot, and here’s a stripper robot.
Right? Dancing humans and fighting humans and stripping humans are already awesome.
I want a sink full of dirty dishes to turn in to a cabinet full of clean dishes, and a laundry basket full of dirty clothes to turn into a drawer full of clean, folded clothes.
Why is humanity even bothering anymore? Nobody asked for a robot that writes novels and paints. Just shut it all down. Fuck this.
The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the “I can’t be bothered to write this” level of code problem.
It’s not so doable as it turns out. The whole dancing routine can be preprogrammed once you figure out balancing and gross motor skills, which they did. But the dishes is fine motor skill, spatial awareness, object manipulation. It would be a lot easier if each plate, utensils and cooking ware would have a grip for robot grippers and a QR code, with a fixed cubby in the dish washer and cabinet. Lacking that, a lot more work needs to be done in better robot hands, perception, reasoning and manipulation.
Just load your dishes wrong and then you can put them away in garbage bags.
I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal.
Just get two dish washers. Take the clean dishes out of one to use, then put them in the other when done. When full wash, then repeat.
So you’re telling me that people want dishwashers to be sexy *turns to my assistant* write that down! Write that down!
But it doesn’t put them away
Two dishwashers no cupboards is the answer.
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Actually you can 100% have a permanent home for 8 dishes, 8 bowls, 8 glasses, 8 coffee cups, and 8 forks/knives/spoons in the dishwasher and just leave them there. Just put the ones you used that day back in their place and turn the dishwasher on when you go to bed.
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Well now we’ve just reinvented the victorian concept of a woman
The real money is in creating the robots that will clean and maintain the sex bots.
That will be done with convict labor from the now surplus population. Cheaper
Iron shirts? What year is this
The dawn of the Second Iron Age
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It was the dawn of the third age of mankind
Ten years after we threw away the damn iron
Iron shirts? I think those are called chestplates.
Perhaps the year when Max Romeo (or The Prodigy) finally chases the devil out of Earth.
Sexbots are a lot easier though, all they have to do is lie there, take it, and tell us what we want to hear. LLMs are already reasonably good at the last bit.
“You’re absolutely right, there is no such sex move referred to as The Cincinnati Slapshot, and it was wrong of me to request that. If you like, I can suggest a different move instead?”
The only people who could afford them already have human servants. They just want sex dolls. And friends. Robots to admire their “wit”.
The only people who could afford them already have human servants. They just want sex dolls.
Not to burst your bubble, but they don’t want dolls. That’s a service that was originally provided by Epstein, now whoever has become his successor.
Vacuum, laundry, toilet, bed-change bots please.
But also fuckable if possible thx.
Everything is fuckable at least once.
I’m designing my dream bathroom and its bottom half is aluminum so I can just hose it off
I would think stainless steel would work better than aluminum. That’s what industrial kitchens use. Also aluminum expands and contracts a lot with temp changes. So be careful!
I was thinking avoiding the steels because of rust (and aluminum is supposed to rust) but I didn’t think of the other things, yes
I think I’d do polished concrete with embedded radiant heating if it fit my budget.
Can I have a 4000 Series Mechanoid, please?
Not for another three million years, smeghead.
both is good
Personally, I would like an anime sexbot monstergirl, with a onahole tail.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
I want a bot that can build a house
Sure, but the dishes, laundry, and putting it away was a nice addition. Throw in a lawn and garden bot, and a I’ll make dinner if your to busy bot… and I wouldn’t have to remember the chicken is infact still in the freezer 10 minutes before I intended to eat it, with a plan that originally included me making something that took an hour and a half.
My lawn bot is pretty nice. Doesn’t do the edges well, but it keeps the lawn trim all summer.
I looked at a few, but the place I rent is about an acre (1.06 or so), and the building on the acre covers like none of it (like 960sqft lol) Toss in the drainage ditches by road and being in a constant flooding warning recently I figure I need to wait. I saw a cool one that said it MAYBE could do the hills if I mowed them short first, then just had it auto keep thrm short all the time. But that thing was about $3000 by the time I set up the solar charging station and what not. Ended up just getting a cheap lawnmower cause I didn’t have the money to chance spending all of that and still not being able to get the lawn mowed. Also I figure I’d not realize it rained last night and the robot would go about it’s schedule straight into the water in the drainage ditch or something.
There are already good lawn bots
Still not commercially available unfortunately. Also they not showing tons of other things like plumbing, electrical, concrete foundation, sewer etc, mechanical. None of that stuff is automated. I want heavy duty robot that can pour concrete and do entire building cycle so I can just move in
The electrical and plumbing are the hard part. You’re gonna need to hire a subbot for those
Human connection (sex) threatens the world order.
Sex bots make zero sense to me.
The entire appeal of sex is that there’s another person involved! Two (or more) humans working together to make each other feel good!
Like, if you’re not going to have another real human involved, why not just a vibrator/dildo/fleshlight?
It’s essentially a fancy sex toy on the same level of a vibrator. That said there’s a fair amount of people who seem to struggle to find mates to have sex with and have even turned to using or even loving dolls.
sex feels nice but I don’t see why we cant have both, my partner and I own toys of different kinds and I don’t see this as being any different
Allow me to introduce the incels.
Hard to get that experience when no one wants to be around you at all, let alone naked.
Some people don’t work well with the conditions set by others, or work well with others at all. They want a human, but can’t make it happen. So a robot that doesn’t say no, as creepy as that is, will be what some demand. A self-driven device like a fleshlight isn’t going to fit their desire.
Why not both? I want both.
