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Reminds me of my favorite Penn & Teller trick. They were on Letterman and said they wanted to do the sawing a woman in half trick, but they didn’t have the money for a woman, so they brought a snake and a pair of scissors.
Thanks internet. I didn’t need to remember that video of the amateur magician cutting his wife in half today, but there ya go. Serves young me right for deciding to let that shit in my head, I suppose.
But how? Surely she would react before he could get really going?
Chainsaw. Blaringly loud metal music to cover up the sound of said chainsaw. Ear protection because of said chainsaw and music. She was trapped in the box outside of his peripheral, so her attempts to signal failed.
Jesus Christ, that’s horrifying.
Welp I have a new phobia now.
No worries mate - your fate is likely to live, while it is the entire world around you that gets sawed apart. You’re welcome.
2000’s numetal song lyrics
… my sweetest friend / everyone I know / goes away in the end
Simple, yet brilliant, and especially poignant for these dark, dark times. oO
Me too buddy
