“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.
In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”
“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”
“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.
This is the type of shit that would be written for a South Park episode.
South America get it right patriot
“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.
Jesus, is this what even qualifies as a distraction now? If gas prices keep going up Kash may end up sucking off a llama in front of Congress.
I would feel sorry and embarrassed for the llama.
This hasn’t been in the news (I’ve seldom seen this in reputable places other than Wired), so it’s an ineffective distraction if so.
Imagine Kash’s eyeballs! I would feel really sorry for the llama.
Fuck, these people are weird.
Its hard to understand why they would do this. Some high muckety muck must have hit bestiality (I’m sure they prefer “zoophilia”) on their polygraph, or else its a opener/stage setter to ease a broader category of crimes, probably pedophilia and rape.
But no one can claim the GOP doesn’t love animals anymore. A Lot. Patels claim that this is aimed at protecting sexual assault vicitims is nonsensical. They could carve out a law specifically for that use case but they didnt. And the FBI pushing a law specifically for an exceedingly rare outcome for victims is out of pattern. Its not about victims, its to protect perpetrators-- as is usual for republicans in the US.
Its hard to understand why they would do this. Some high muckety muck must have hit bestiality (I’m sure they prefer “zoophilia”) on their polygraph
Wasn’t one of the potential identities of the mysterious “Bubba” that Trump was rumored to have blown a horse?
As weird as it sounds, I assumed there was some logic to this, and there was at least one case where someone had been the victim of sexual abuse and was forced to engage in bestiality. Then someone with half a brain realised that such a victim had no repulsive proclivities, so shouldn’t be excluded as a candidate on that basis.
The mere mention of the topic encourages irrational discourse.
They could have let in those people by adding the word “willingly”. They changed this rule to start letting in the more violent people they’ll need for the next stage of the reich.
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It kind of looks like an X with stars.
Why do I get the impression some second rate LLM scraped references to "fucking the dog’ and turned it into official FBI policy?
I think it’s really just as simple as Kash Patel likes doggie dicks. It’s not rocket science.
I think it’s really just as simple as Kash Patel likes doggie dicks. It’s not red rocket science.
FTFY
Just need to find out which one of Kashs mates that he wants to hire has done unspeakable things
Probably every other frat boy on Kash’s short list for hiring, if not himself.
I mean I think it was an Oxford frat that had a dead pig dick sucking hazing ritual or something. Ruling class is weird.
These conservatives will fuck anything
Except a consenting adult human, some of them.
Because there are no adult humans who would ever dream of consenting to having sex with those absolute weirdos.
Someone needs to tattoo a pawprint on Patel’s forehead so the message comes out loud and clear.
In this day and age of robotics and AI, you could just fuck a robot dog and there’s nothing the FBI, CIA, NSA, DHS, or NASA could say.
You could fuck a robot dog in the middle of the Oval Office and there isn’t a god damned thing the president could do about it, because it’s not a real dog.
Sure, it looks like a real dog, it is programmed to sound like it’s being hurt, but it’s only a program.
Please everyone watch this educational video on how to stop bestiality dead in its tracks:
Those great canines were asking for it…/s
Kash is truly barking mad… woof woof
