Q teaching humanity a lesson.
Me!
I am, sorry. I tripped on the power cable. My bad, guys.
Can you unplug it again?
I am. Sorry. You know they make us use Copilot? It cussed on Thursday (not kidding. I have, surprisingly, never cussed at it so not sure how it did) and soon after that, went down. I broke it.
What do we have to lose but our chains?
It’s taking breaks to listen to They Might Be Playing They Might Be Giants from KMSU.
janitor rocking out in headphones unaware his floor buffer accidentally unplugged the big, sinister looking machine
Someone at Microsoft watched a comedy set and misinterpreted the bit after the performance
They used a deflector list instead of a deflector array
Jensen Huang slept with one of the servers.
Servers went down because sam altman broke into the dc dressed as the hamburglar and took all the RAM
Lxwana.
You know that switch on the wall that does nothing when you flip it?
Well it does something.
I did it. I pulled the rug out from under and sawed the legs off the periodic table and it all went to hell.
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Someone sent this shape in an email.
Oops.
