Mark Robinson may be on his way to a historic defeat in North Carolina | CNN Politics
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A new CNN poll on the North Carolina governor’s race finds scandal-plagued Republican nominee Mark Robinson trailing his Democratic opponent by 17 points.
      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

        unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

        • Tobberone@lemm.ee
          4·
          2 months ago

          Which reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…”

          Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3·
            2 months ago

            but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

            Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.

            • Tobberone@lemm.ee
              1·
              2 months ago

              I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.

              • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2·
                2 months ago

                Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

                (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)