Welcome to sick bay.
These are our analgesics.
And for our Klingons, these are pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
Do I look like I know what a bat’leth is?
Taste the heat, not defeat.
“I give out medicine and medicine accessories.”
“My subroutines can’t tell if that is sarcasm or if I should kick your ass.”
Okay, now I’m convinced that Hank is Starfleet Medical material.
Dammit Bobby, I’m your father, not a doctor!
Tell you whut.
EMHank: Hwat is the nature of the medical emergency?
Neelix: Lt Buck ordered a steak, I cooked it well done, and then he physically assaulted me!
EMHank: …I better tend to Lt Buck’s fists as you deserved what you got.
Paris exits sick bay
That boy ain’t right, I’ll tell you hwhat.
That Borg ain’t right
I’m out of propane
As in?
“I’m here to cure ass and sell propane. And I’m all out of propane.”
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is
“Take a salt tablet and walk it off”
Edit: Oh, whoops. That line is from CMO Coach Sauers.
This is gold, and the comments have me cracking up. Well done!
Thank you :)
“He’s dead, Jim.”
