presses 2
“Resistance is futile. Returning to previous menu…”
Hang up … block number … delete conversation
You’re gonna have to work harder than that to assimilate me
… oooo look, a special at the hardware store
Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!
Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. … (soft elevator music starts playing)
Me: INDIVIDUAL! Connect me to an Individual.
Connect me to your inexplicably, lore-breakingly horny queen!
Idk, wanting to assimilate everything definitely could count as a fetish It’s basically Vore with extra steps.
Yes ma’am.
Multi-voice: We are one. All drone concerns are the concerns of the Collective. Please stand by while we connect us to a representative. Our assimilation is important to us… [Borg Muzak intensifies]
CUSTOMER SUPPORT
Then laugh as it all gets undone by time cops.
I was literally describing the plot of First Contact.
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