Story time!
I had a grey tabby named Lucy. She was a wiz at sneaking out, and I would frequently get calls from neighbors and friends telling me she’d been spotted, and to come get her from under their house or out of their doghouse or whatever.
Got a call one day, “hey, man, Lucy’s over here, I tried to get her for you, but she’s acting all mean”
I went and got her, and sure as shit, she’s being just hateful. She’s normally sweet, but it’s super hot outside, and the yard she was in had a dog and it might have freaked her out. So I take her home, and she hides. Over the next three days whenever she comes out of hiding she alternates between being my sweet little baby Lucy, to being the spawn of an ancient demon bent on the destruction of mankind (and their upholstery). Hissing, scratching, biting… Just weird and crazy.
After about 3 days, I’m sitting in my mom’s room and she’s laying there in my lap, being so sweet. I’m telling my mom I think we need to take her to the vet because of the mood swings. We’re actively calling to make the appointment for her when Lucy walks into the room and starts trying to shred the blankets.
Lucy walked into the room.
Lucy was laying in my lap.
What the actual fuck.
I had straight up kidnapped someone’s cat.
One of mine has eye makeup but she hides in the shadows no problem
10/10 loaf, would bake again
He is ticked at me for being on the computer rather than petting him.
Understandable. How dare you!
So, if Catception is supposed to be a joining of Inception and Cat, wouldn’t that, instead, require a cat inside another cat inside of another cat, and etc? I don’t see cats inside other cats, here!
Retreats into HKEY_CURRENT_USERI’ve got a couple grey goobers
omg it’s literally the “just the two of us” cats
Aw 😻 my kitties were a little more long and slender when they were babies
Just looking at them and you already know they are planning something criminal. It sickness me.
Those are such sweet cats, I got one of those boys and he’s my little buddy.
Me too! Mine’s a lil monster though.
ahhh what a cutie patootie!!
When you accidentally insert cat.exe into the startup batch file and every morning a new one emerges…
There are FIVE
lightsCATS!
At least four includes five.
Pretty sure the “at least 4 separate” are carefully chosen words, and it only makes it funnier.
It chose to live all its lives simultaneously.
there used to be more, but i took one home with me. sorry OOP.
Such a handsome lil man so cute
I’d take it as a compliment that they chose your porch
Or an omen…
Grey cat omen… You’re going to have a boring day
Or you will be thoroughly meowed at for snacks.
Only if you live in a horror novel. I can’t imagine how scary life would be if I actually believed omens were real.
They’re probably all siblings haha
¡ C L O N E S !
This is getting out of hand. Now there are
twofive of them!seriously. that’s almost too many to pet at once
Its called a standard issue cat! I have one of those! And she’s the sweetest little thing.
Edit: I thought a standard issue cat was any cat that you cant distinguish from other cats with similar patterns or colors.
I thought that was just the stripy ones
Out grey cat is also very sweet, and incredibly soft.
Wouldn’t that be a tabby?
Haha I am pretty sure it’s used just for tabbies.
Which type of tabby, I mean I have one of each just in case.
The striped ones are tabbies.
Wait, which ones? They all look the same to me…
I think it’s specifically American Shorthairs
I fully expect tomorrow’s update to include a sixth and possibly seventh cat.
