• Votes@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.

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      3 hours ago

      That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.

      Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?

      A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”