This is pure satire. Most sane & intelligent peoples will understand if they read the previous sentence.
I absolutely do not have any red flag warnings next to my name for behavior that has been determined to be a non cause for alarm and/or any of the same for any issues that are deemed a possible risk for unpredictable and dangerous behavior. Yeah, none of that. What is her address? I really would like to procure this information. Her accessibility should be always present. She is actually a public servant. I have some requests. I also have a special delivery from some dog lovers out there.
[S]he claims to fear for her safety.
I mean, good? That’s what happens when you’re an atrocious human being.
except it’s not true
From whom though? Matt Stone and Trey Parker?
I hear small poorly-trained puppies are her nemesis
Honestly the credit scene from last weeks South Park are just 👨🍳 💋 on that front
Yeah, I don’t see an issue here.
Huh, I honestly wasn’t expecting a third amendment violation from this administration.
Nah that’s only for quartering troops in civilian homes. This bitch did an uno reverse and quartered a civilian in military housing. Totally fine.
The Square Root of the 3rd Amendment
It’s the exact opposite of what’s in the constitution, so prostitution, I think?
How the fuck have I never seen that pro/con before?
Congress being the opposite of progress is another good one.
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Relevant public service announcement:
That was the inspiration.
Squatter? I thought the law and order crowd hated those.
Only when it’s a poor
