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Was the weasel named Ben Shapiro?
Best I can do is a microwave and a banana.
Worth giving it a shot.
Hey, I know this reference!
What’s to say that this didn’t switch us from a worse timeline?
Extrapolation. We had a good thing going, then did a hard right.
That’s just how time works!
That weasel’s name?
Harambe.
The way to return to the correct timeline is simple: Take the dicks out.
If we all do it at the same tim
…it’ll shift Earth’s orbit outward, counteracting global warming!
How long should I keep it for? It’s cold over here!
South Park is certainly helping, then
This reality is just us refusing humanity and returning to monke. Every day I think more and more about bananas
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I was going to say, Gef.
Actually it was Pauly Shore
I thought he died in 2003?
Rest assured if there’s a bubble I can make trouble in it.
I feel like these thought processes of there being multiple timelines and that somehow we shifted into a bad one really garbage.
As if you just deserve a better world and its by bad unforseen luck that you are stuck in a world that you dont even care about cause its not the one you should be in.Well I was born here. Ive only been in one life and it was bad from the beginning and i had to do my own work to make it even bearable and its been that way since 95. Reality did change but thats because it always does. Start changing reality to one you like. Dont wait for a weasle to fucking do it.
It’s called a joke.
Thats not what this is lmao
It is, though.
I understood that.
That was just my response.
Don’t watch steins gate
Fricking love it!
About a neet who gets everything he wants starting with the idea that there is evil science trying to take over the world and goes to the limit him being able to fuck his best bro.
And yet the only good ending is when he gives up on his fantasies but lives the real world and consequences and yet still tries anyways to be who he wants to be.
Fricking exceptional.
I know it’s a joke, but I mean… there were signs way before 2016 that things were heading in a weird direction.
Something similar happened in 2009: https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
That’s pretty funny. Even funnier if there are people out there who actually believe in this magical thinking nonsense.
You’re trying to cover up the truth! Get him, boys!
I was the weasel all along.
Are there people who earnestly believe it? I just see it as a little bit of fun escapism.
But you’re probably right. I say the same shit about astrology, so I should be consistent. Normalizing magical thinking is really bad, even if it seems benign.
Indeed. You literally never know these days. The astrology stuff is so fucky to me. I remember when people began getting serious about it and it completely ruined horoscopes for me as some fun, stupid past time shit to do once in awhile. It made me feel gross, like I was lumping myself in with a bunch of nutty people when I was just trying to have a bit of fun, you know.
You can have a convo with someone nowadays and think both of you are just joking and then you realize, no, I’m actually talking to an anti-vaxxer right now. 🤣 shit like that has happened to me more than once with all kinds of random topics I thought were common sense shit.
Trump’s campaign and election momentum was in full swing! 🤮
Unfortunately I have more belief in humans fucking shit up than I do in accidental weasel hadron colliding.
Also, this says it was in 2016. We were already super fucked by then. I’d be more inclined to believe that we live in a giant simulation that got fucked by the millennium bug.
Not that things were great in 2000, but the point is that 2016 is way too late. It’s like looking at water that’s just starting to boil, and then being surprised when it becomes a rolling boil.
2003 Iraq Invasion
Yeah but in 2000, I still felt like shit roughly made sense. We entered clown world long about the time the LHC fired its first high energy collisions.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) was first “fired high energy” when it achieved its first high-energy particle collisions on March 30, 2010. On that date, proton beams collided at a combined energy of 7 TeV, setting a new world record and officially beginning the LHC’s research program.
I remember hearing that that was going to happen and, you know, being mildly concerned. Then it came and went and I forgot about it. But I distinctly remember 2012. A series of truly bizarre things happened in my personal life. I sold a condo I owned at the time and moved away to try and put some distance between myself and what was happening. It was pants-on-head stupid, like I just couldn’t believe what was going on, but it was personal, not earth-shattering, just truly, deeply bizarre.
Shortly thereafter, Trump happened, then covid - and the whole world began being truly, deeply bizarre. Now things have progressed so far that where I used to think I knew a bit about how the world works and where it’s going, I am now utterly adrift. I don’t even try to make sense of it anymore, just to accept it and roll as best I can.
I’m not saying correlation is causation but when I first heard the LHC theory it made me stop and think.
I feel like everyone that heard that theory stopped to think about it. Maybe some people took it seriously, but at the least people entertained the idea for a second.
Bud, i just gotta point out that all that shit is US centric af.
Yeah dude, the Pandemic was localised entirely within the U.S.
Trump dancing like a clown on the world stage, wrecking economies and aiding his favourite Russian Master is at this point only affecting the U.S. No other country affected by this shitshow 👍
Covid had several precursors that predated the LHC. The US going ape is going to have global implications, but the fucking balls on you to think your country going full bore idiot means the entire human race has been thrown into the darkest and twisted time line.
No. The US has just made some bad decisions and started to do to itself what it’s spent the past 80 years doing to the rest of the planet
i’m not american loool so its not my country going full bore idiot
I think when harambe was murdered is when most people noticed that we’re fucked
Turning it on was the mistake. It was activated in 2015.
In this universe yes but in the weasels timeline weasel based time manipulation is quite common.
I read, “weasel hardon collision”.
I would rent that movie for at least once.
I may have constructed my sentence thusly that that mental image might arise, ngl
I distinctly remember when they had to shut the LHC down after a bird dropped a baguette on it:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/nov/06/cern-big-bang-goes-phut
https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
I like the (joke) theory that the world was created Jan 1st 1970 and every memory or artifact from before that point is simulated history, since that explains the gradually increasing insanity that’s been building up since
Agreed, WWI and WWII were pretty chill. /s
Yeah slavery was totally a sane thing /s
Wow lighten up. I throw a joke theory out there about unix timestamps and that’s you’re takeaway?
Why do you have to intentionally try to ruin a bit of fun
It is pretty funny that the comment talking about slavery is downvoted, but the one talking about the two world wars is upvoted
Well…nazis dying is THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
And I capitolize it, because it needs to be said, it needs to be heard, and it needs to be agreed on by everybody.
And if you’re thinking that everybody does agree that nazis are bad, then why are we seeing a resurgence?
Kill all the nazis I say!
I did no such thing. It’s sarcasm! It’s funny one talking about taking a joke and lightening up cant do either and has the most triggered reply.
Actually, this is the better timeline. We were shifted into the really bad timeline after the cascade failure occurred right after the first test.
The weasel actually saved billions of lives.
Forseen Consequences
The right weasel at the right time can make all the difference in the world
Weasel fried itself on a transformer outside the facility, it didn’t jump inside the collider ffs
Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?
Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.
There was actually a second weasel that did.
And now, a man with a stoat through his head…
Was this before or after Harambe’s death?
A few months before. Theory checks out.
This just got me thinking how cool it would be to have a game where you come across one of these in disrepair and have to reverse engineer your way to making it work. You’d have a massive complex and lots of nooks and crannies to hide puzzles in. Make it look old and abandoned with overgrowth and I’m even more sold.
Edit: There’s a hidden gem almost exactly like this called Infra. You’re a structural analyst sent in to survey large portions of abandoned infrastructure run by a corrupt governor. Your only job is to take pictures of damage and solve puzzles. Wildly my vibe.
Have u played Abiotic Factor? Cause that’s kinda the vibe
This kills me because the concept looks great, but I’m never really into survival. Hate kill screens in immersive games.
Find a crew to play it with. The game is hella fun when you’re standing in the back chucking briefcases at your pals.
Maybe up your alley? nucleares
Just added an edit for a game I found tonight.
Oh yeah Infra, bought it but never started playing it.
So the weasel is why we live in the Biff timeline
