I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.
I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like “what the fuck is this movie about?”
I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.
For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.
I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like “what the fuck is this movie about?”
The bagel !
Sucked… into…
(sharp inhale)
a bagel.