Release the Epstein files, and since they won’t need it anymore, transfer Trumps and Elons Cash to me; afterwards start a looooooong list of cash transfers to everyone NOT in the Epstein files. I hope i don’t age while time is stopped, because that might take a while. While i’m at it, go down the list of Top 100 richest people and fucking do it again. Keep a respectable sum for myself, but only in the “me and the closest to me will never have to worry about money again”-region, not more.
Steal Denuvo’s encryption keys.
Defenestrate Putin (and Medvedev just to make sure the war ends), then pull the same move in Israel. Personally slap every Russian and IDF soldier who willingly went into war.
Destroy all the North Korean artillery and rockets aimed at Seoul and place notes in front of SK politicians informing them about the new situation.
Dismantle the surveillance networks - all of them. Let every Citizen know how much information their state had about them - except for Cartel/Mobster types, those i put on skateboards like cardboard cutouts and let them ride down a steep hill into prison gates.
Do i still have time left?
Dude, time is stopped. You can keep going until you want time to start again. And I’ve got a list for you:
- Every single kiddy diddler? Suddenly in prison, with piles of evidence of their crimes.
- You can solve every missing persons report where anyone is still alive. It’ll take you a while, but you’ve got the “time.”
- Every bribe of every politician - and especially justices of the Supreme Court - exposed with thorough documentation.
- Go around and erase all medical debt and all student debt. All of it. Use some of Elon’s money to do it.
- Find and reunite families that were split up by Trump’s family separation policies.
- Cut Russia off from the internet entirely. They’ve demonstrated that they’re not ready to join the broader civilized community. Pay special attention to permanently offlining the “Internet Research Agency.”
I’m sure I could come up with more.
Wow. I was just going to snoop around people’s houses…
As long at time restarts after that lot we’re golden.
Take a fuckin’ nap, and then a week to myself
First, I take a long rest. Then, I might nap a bit.
This is the way.
Lots and lots of reading and learning. Especially languages
Is time going to restart? Otherwise the languages seem pointless.
Languages unlock not just more knowledge but also ways of thinking
I got a house full of books, notebooks to write my partners notes, and sleep. If it seems to last more than I don’t know, a month? Probably walk to an Ocean, then see if one can walk or drive across one. Try and figure out why time seems stopped.
Suffocate or get immolated trying to move from the friction of the now solid air mass.
I came here to try and get away from this corny ass reddit speak
Nobody cares.
You say that but you responded. I tell ya that cornball talk wont fly in college.
Sure.
Nuke USA and 3rd world countries like switzerland
Is there a time limit?
Inherently!
Quickly get into every missile silo and jerry-rig a way to remote control them, move all the personnel out of the silos, lock access, set up cameras in all of them, then find a way to resume time. Once time resumes, announce that I have control over all the nukes, launch a high-atmosphere blast near DC, Moscow, Beijing, London, Paris, to prove it, become a global dictator.
A benevolent dictator, of course. (pinky promise 😉 just trust me bro 😈)
Your high altitude warning shots would wreck civilization. Read up on the starfish prime tests.
No idea. But did you hear about the thousands of neonazis who all died at exactly the same time? Crazy stuff…
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… and how’d that floating knife get there? Just, floating where they just happened to be standing … Weird!
Catch up on sleep.
/thread
Immediately panic. Why did it stop? How do I start it? Am I still aging? Can I still die?
Fuck FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
This barely relates
Possibly arrange for some billionaires to meet their demise.
I scream “Stop! Hammer time!” and then go looking for a hammer.
