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minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·12 hours agoIf I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
minus-squareoneser@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 hours agoTurns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended. I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 hours agoSo what was the outcome? Did you get all the diseases?
minus-squareErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoHow is the hospital food?
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up26·12 hours agoTechnically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 hours agoAre you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 hours agoI think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster. I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoThe stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoYes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 hours agoDo you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn’t interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 hours agoWhere does the oyster poo go in the ocean?
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 hours agoHopefully not inside the human body.
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoFinally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb
If I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
Turns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended.
I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)
So what was the outcome? Did you get all the diseases?
How is the hospital food?
Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
This is very disappointing
So now you tell me!
Do you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn’t interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?
Where does the oyster poo go in the ocean?
Hopefully not inside the human body.
Yes
Finally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb