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    Let’s do another release with everything redacted except for the names (aside from victims, obviously).

    Give us some random adjectives and maybe a noun here and there, too. We’ll figure out the rest.

    …Peter Thiel…Bill Clinton…door knob…large, black…Bill Cosby… orangutan…Musk…umbrellas…Jared from Subway…foot-long… boofing…Brock Allen Turner…Harambe.

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      That is fucking ridiculous. This is NOT national security shit it is a pedophile ring of rich people who used airplanes and islands to molest children without getting caught.

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      I asked ___ if she knew what being circumcised meant and she stated no. ____ then said that she thought Epstein was in steroids because he was a “really built guy and his wee wee was very tiny.” Gonzalez would explain that when she stated “wee wee” she meant penis.

      I shouldn’t laugh…the situation is terrible…but damn, that’s gold.

      Not from your doc. From volume 4, doc 7157, page 15.

      Edit to add: some of this is just straight up teasing. I just opened a few that were just scanned pictures of microcasette tapes. Wtf am I supposed to do with that? Can I print it out and play it on a fax machine?

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      The only thing to remember is that they only blacked out sections where trump’s name was mentioned. That’s pretty damning.

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      At first, I thought you meant so many black boxes on a page, that there was little information. Each entire page is a black box. There’s no information at all. It’s like they’re mocking Congress and daring them to do something.

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      Has anyone tried datamining around the black boxes? Because this DoJ is so unbelievably incompetent I wouldn’t be surprised if you could just delete a black layer to find the fun stuff underneath.

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        They copied and pasted the same black box. Each page is literally the same nothing burger, you can open it in a text editor and see the repeating chunks. The interesting part is that page is identical across files. They didn’t even bother redacting individual parts, just replaced the whole thing.

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        I think people took a look and just saw empty pages. Would not be surprised to find out something later though.

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    As predicted.

    The cat is out of the bag already, though. We don’t need to know their names because the behavior and the way the involved and suspected has acted, we’re knowing about them.

    Isn’t the trick not to give off the suspicion? But we’re dealing with one of if not the most corruptly incompetent administration this nation has ever seen, so nothing is off the table.

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      I’ve been saying this every time someone says “release the files!”.

      As if they’d release documents showing that Trump managed Epstein’s warehouse stock.

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        There is always the chance they incompetently bungled something, like all the previous times. We’ll know once they’ve all been parsed. Though this is the most important one, so we’ll see.