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You’re telling me a shrimp lipped that balm?
*those in power did fucking nothing
Honey bees aren’t at risk of extinction
Sometimes jokes where the punchline are based around absurdity will simplify or ignore the nuance of reality for the sake of a joke.
But the other bees and pollinators are. And thats scary.
If they keep making them into lip balm they are
How could I not love this?
Makes it way easier to convince cats to kiss me
Shrimp flavoured or shrimp scented?
If this were a real product, I would guess it’d be using the shrimp shells to make gelatin or something out of. In that case, neither, unless they added flavor/scent.
Honestly though, I think I could enjoy and Old Bay scented and flavored lip balm.
Yes
First one, then the other.
Thanks for the laugh
Shrimp balmed lip
makes my mouth swell up just like the real thing! Boy do I love food allergies
What’s next? Bacon perfume?
WTF! I better not say anything, it turns out to be real!
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