So I was out drinking with a friend (lets call her Kristy) and we were both more than a little tipsy when we spotted a much older man who looked a lot like George Clooney. Kristy wanted to know if it was really him so we both went over to talk. He looked even nicer up close, especially when he smiled. It really made his eyes light up. His suit was impeccable, shiny cufflinks, gold watch, he looked like the real deal.
Kristy went straight for the kill: “I like your eyes.” No fucking around, OK got it. “Do you work out? Because it looks like it.” I fired back. He didn’t even have time to answer, Kristy almost yelled “Are you George Clooney?”
Damn. She dropped the nuke. I was planning to use that one. I dragged her away to the bar and said “Look we both want him. How about a bet. $50 for the first to fuck him?” She tells me it’s on. One thing I didn’t mention is how competitive Kristy was. She loved to win and loved a bet.
We go back and straight away she presses herself against him and puts her hand on his leg, right near his dick. He is into it, I am invisible now. They chat a bit, kiss a bit, then walk away together towards the toilets.
When she came out her dress was tucked into her underwear and he had bite marks on his neck. Everybody watched them do the walk of shame (someone may have spread rumors while they were away). They didn’t even leave the bathroom separately like most people do.
My confession? I didn’t like him that much, I just wanted to see if she would have sex with a 60+ year old.
And it turns out she would!
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<3 Sarah
You can shut down an international airport for half a day with just a bunch of helium balloons, a trash bag, and a roll of aluminium foil.
nice try Santa
An ex and I fucked in an abandoned music classroom after hours while someone who had a huge crush on them was unwittingly playing beautiful piano music for us in the next room over (with headphones on).
I hated that teacher, went at it right on their desk.
Similar story, but I was the guy. Kinda.
Broke up with my gf (both about 50-yo) who lived across the street. (Dumb situation, I KNOW.) We were still fuck buddies. Our friend down the street was having a Christmas party. Told her we’d go as a date, just for the night.
Friend had a couple of young girls over no one knew, but he was, most literally, banging one in his bedroom. Flesh smacking, spanking, walls shaking, all that. Yikes.
My girl was out back talking to a mutual friend. The 20-something girl whose friend was getting banged was mad jealous of her friend getting laid, so she was hitting on me. I was looking sharp, wearing a tux, all that. (Picture for reference, not that night.)
My god. It took ALL my willpower to fight her off.
“I’m sorry, but I agreed to be with my friend tonight and I’m not going to hurt her.”
<grabs me and sticks her tongue in my mouth>
Heaven
“I’m not going to hurt her like this.”
She smelled and tasted like life itself. I now know what melange is. I could see through time.
“I can’t do this. Maybe another night?”
<grabs me, kisses me>
Rinse and repeat for 30 minutes.
Anyway, my ex and I went home and had freaky, tied-up-in-heels-and-fishnet sex. Very memorable. But I’d still kill or die for that 20-something girl. She gave me her number, blew me off the next day. Fine. :(
Anyway, after all the drama my ex caused me a month later, I should have fucked the other girl.
Anyway, I still have some little faith in my moral strength.
Anyway, still mad.
I had sex on a nudist beach and a boat passed by right as I had a cock down my throat. Can’t say I felt any embarrassment, with regards to being seen by the people on the boat. Yet afterwards I wondered if the act could’ve been seen as inappropriate by the other beachgoers, which would definitely make me feel some embarrassment.
Occasional nudist/naturist here
Depends a bit on the beach you’re at, but generally yeah, that’s pretty inappropriate and would get you thrown out of or even arrested at any of the places I go to. Nudism isn’t about sex, it’s just about not wearing clothes, there are people with kids who enjoy nudism as a family, etc.
The resort I normally go to has a very lively swinger community, sometimes it almost seems like my wife and I are the only couple there not part of the lifestyle, but even still any sort of sexual activity stays out of the open, you go back to your room/tent/RV for that.
There are definitely some places that will turn more of a blind eye to it, but in general unless you’re specifically at some sort of a lifestyle resort where that sort of thing is officially condoned you shouldn’t be doing it in the open.
Personally, I wouldn’t be too bothered by it, I’d think it’s trashy as fuck and would judge you pretty harshly for it but it wouldn’t ruin my day. I can’t speak for everyone else in the nudist community though, and if you search around you can find a lot of horror stories of someone finally convincing their friend to try out nudism only to have the bad luck of that friend immediately encountering some creep or someone having sex out in the open and being immediately turned off by the experience never wanting to try it again
Well, the beach was a dedicated gay nudist beach, so I figured it might be more tolerant of that (though a friend of mine, who passed it by many times, said he has never seen people having sex there), and the place was relatively secluded so very few people on the beach could see it at all. Definitely not kids.
So that’s how I’m rationalising it to myself.
But you explain it well, and I guess some feeling of guilt is deserved. Beach sex isn’t very comfortable anyway so I’m not planning to do it again any time soon.
this reads like AI slop. go back to Reddit you slop whore.
You ever kill a man?
I hurt someone’s feelings once…
Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it’s called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?
In theory, it’s because both competitors were armed and prepared for the outcome.
You having a “moment of passion” on the sidewalk at 3 a.m. with a random passerby who didn’t even see the baseball bat being swung doesn’t really match up.
