Celery and Peanut Butter!
Anything I didn’t have to create.
Lucky Charms, any cereal really
Doritos sweet chilli heat
Honestly poutine
Came here to say the same. Great otherwise, but the perfect food when high. Or drunk.
Pizza
Just remember to set a timer
One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.
Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.
Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I’ve forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.
Or to answer your phone/the door because your ordered out.
I just remembered I have a meme for this.
Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.
Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
I feel like you just described those Nerds gummies.
Ofenkäse (Ovencheese)
It’s a camembert cheese you bake in the oven and then dip bread or whatever you like in it.
Huh. You’re a lot more productive than me when you’re high!
you can buy them chilled in the grocery store, you just fuck it in the oven for 25 mins or whatever
My oven is for storing important documents, not for cooking.
Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.
Green tea by the litre and stovetop popcorn covered in chaat masala.
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Two bite brownies
While I see lots of suggestions for trash food (which I love while high) there’s something to be said about something wholesome and homey. It works best when prepared ahead of time. My favorite are soup with fancy bread, a hearty pasta, tater tot hot dish and pot pie. I think we’re doing a pot pie for tonight. Get it ready and then get high while heating up. Perfect
Speaking of healthier food, fresh fruit is amazing when high. Peaches, strawberries, pineapple, watermelon…
Whatever the munchies crave when they hit.
But also the entire shopping list from Half-Baked. Including the pussy.
This.
There isn’t a singular pinnacle stoner food because munchies hit different for everyone, and even for one person there’s tons of variations.
Sometimes I’ll crave a super cheesy Chicago style deep dish pizza. Another time, I’ll die for some Black Forest Gateaux, or even a simple vanilla ice cream. Other times I can demolish an entire fruit basket. Hell, once I craved creamed spinach…
Pizza that’s been liquified in an air fryer atop a bed of pretzals
