With dems busy repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot, he’ll probably make it to 2028.
I’m cheering for the bruise on his hand.
Clot! Clot! Clot! Clot!
Clot 2026 is a platform I’d donate to.
You think president Vance would suddenly turn things around? The same puppetmasters are still pulling the strings.
Ain’t no one listening to a homophobic douche with permanent eye liner
Dude couldn’t even master ordering donuts or come up with a better campaign than ordering donuts ineffectively
How long have you worked here? Oh, great.
What are we talking about
Well fuck. I had a second to stew on it, and that is a direct quote.
You think this trajectory we’re on can get worse?
Trick question?
It’s not over yet and I suspect it will be getting much worse.
It wouldn’t turn things around, or even solve most problems, but it sure would solve one problem.
Maga doesn’t dance for Vance. He’s a useless piece of crap for the MAGA movement.
Every MAGA comment I’ve seen about him sounds like they wish his dick was in their mouth at that very moment. (So it kind of is)
MAGA dances for whatever the hell they tell them to dance for. It’s a cult and it’s way far too gone for any one thing to snap them out of
I don’t believe they wouldn’t really behind him or anybody else who steps in immediately to keep the fascism and white nationalism going
Trump is a piece of shit but he’s got charm, he’s got presence and people listen to him. He can straight up say shit that is factually untrue and his base will go “he’s right you know”.
JD Vance however is about as charming as a reddit mod. When he speaks people wish there was a mute button. The couch he fucks is more charming than him. Unless he goes through some transformation that makes him at the very least presentable Trumps base is going to turn on him. They’re not going to listen to that ventriloquist puppet.
He’s such a cowardly weenie, he’d almost certainly be completely useless. And while he may be a giant piece of shit, at least he’s not completely bonkers like Trump.
Dude doesn’t even know his own name, are we sure about that?
Supposedly, that’s from an injection. The culprits are his swollen ankles, or at least a good indicator of the culprit.
The guy doing unpopular things thinks we should not have anymore popularity contests. Hmmm…
Well we shouldn’t even have him in the White House but here we are.
Whats he worried about? Have his minions manufacture another distraction and half of the dem voters will sit it out again. Maybe he.could collaborate as a guest on the kardashians or something.
“Are we there yet?”
I think he misspelled that last word.
