usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · 8 days agoJ.D. Vance Can’t Explain Why Trump Threw Him Under the Bus in Debatenewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down13
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minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·8 days agoI believe Trump when he said that he never discussed that with Vance. It was actually John Barron! That’s right, baby! The Barron is back and more senile than ever and he’s speaking exclusively to J.D. Vance. ^Good God, I fucking hate that this joke could be real^
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoThey’re different people and totally don’t have two 2 other family members’ names, including his alter ego, Donnie “Johnny” Trump
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 days ago“So, Mr. Barron-” “No, I’ve told you so many times, Baron is my son.” “Wait, are you saying that you’re actually Donald Trump?” “No, no, of course not. I’m John Miller. Definitely not Trump. Never even met Trump.” “Okaaaayyyy… Mr. Miller-” “You don’t have to be so formal. Please, just call me President Trump.”
I believe Trump when he said that he never discussed that with Vance.
It was actually John Barron!
That’s right, baby! The Barron is back and more senile than ever and he’s speaking exclusively to J.D. Vance.
^Good God, I fucking hate that this joke could be real^
They’re different people and totally don’t have two 2 other family members’ names, including his alter ego, Donnie “Johnny” Trump
“So, Mr. Barron-”
“No, I’ve told you so many times, Baron is my son.”
“Wait, are you saying that you’re actually Donald Trump?”
“No, no, of course not. I’m John Miller. Definitely not Trump. Never even met Trump.”
“Okaaaayyyy… Mr. Miller-”
“You don’t have to be so formal. Please, just call me President Trump.”