The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
Flame of Udun!
See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Stand back, I’m going in!
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
I respectfully disagree
You would!
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
So you’re saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That’s fucking metal
No, it’s fucking Satan.
Is there a difference?
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn’t surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
spoiler
I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
You make it sound like a bad thing?
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o’brien. we broke up after two months.
You could’ve met half way with Conan the Barbarian.
neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.
but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.
or diablo o’brien
i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y’all made me smile so (＾ω＾) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
If that’s how you like it I can.
dodge
HumanOnEarth used Dodge
it’s not very effective.
FUCK
Actually no not at all
it’s missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
That’s just how it is during a period
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
You also put a towel underneath and don’t look at that either.
Vagina dentata
Teeth was a great documentary movie about vagina dentata.
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
Can’t find the nice spot without a proper map?
o emm gzee Doom
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GOT TEETH???
Vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase!
Believe it or not, more worries.
For the rest of your days!
It’s our problem plagued philosophy!
Only if you’re a rapist.
idk about you, but I wouldn’t want to get dental insurance for two sets of teeth, let alone having to worry about a root canal in my crotch.
Could you imagine the damage a sneeze could cause during consensual sex? Seriously, your imagination is severely limited if you only get to rape and stop there.
the following sentence was typed by: _ stranger _
your imagination is severely limited limited if you only get to rape and stop there
that was not taken out of context. that was actually typed out of you. da fuck is wrong with you people holy fuck?
I mean you thought of a woman having teeth in her vagina and the only problem you could come up with was ‘it would cause problems for a rapist’. That’s concerning. You didn’t even consider that she might need braces and be unable to afford them.
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
I’m so glad this site is still running!
And this was BEFORE that movie, too!
Sigh… unzips
Still would
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
