This murderous pig got a unamimous confirmation vote in the Senate.
It’s either that or we can kill them all. - Rubio
Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.
I wish we could get these motherfuckers to care half as much about Americans as they do about Israel.
These are the same people who’ll turn around and talk about Jewish space lasers starting forest fires. They don’t give a shit about Israel, they give a shit about maintaining the facade of power and authoritarianism.
Which dipshit is Rubio again? I always think he’s the “please clap” guy but I know that’s wrong. I know it’s not Cancún Cruz but I’m having a hard time keeping track of these assholes.
Rubio is the secretary of state (foreign affairs)
Hails from Florida, iirc. Once despised Trump but has since kissed the ring (being handsomely rewarded afterwards).
Wow. We could never have predicted this would happen. I am in a state of shock.
(s a r c a s m)
If I ever meet any of these bastards, they will find themselves wrapped in a tarp and buried under my house.
Don’t bury shit in your backyard. Wood chipper.
Remember to use lots of quicklime to make sure there’s no intact DNA left.
Too messy. Encased in concrete and dropped into the ocean.
Polluter.
Feed them to a pig farm in Iowa.
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
I would be ever so pleased if Rubio somehow found the grace to aspirate on a satchel of Richards.
Generously shove my foot up this guys ass.
So…. That’s with lube, then?
Republicans, ladies and gentlemen.
This is full display of what happens when you remove your spine, balls and hand them to trump.
