Maybe just…
More seriously: nothing, because the Gulf of Mexico has seen more than enough pollution.
If we can stop things ending up in the Gulf, instead of polluting it -
Stop fertilizer runoff and disappear oil rigs, move all hotels back from the beach by a quarter mile or so.
If that option is unavailable, Ron Desantis, Rick Scott, Ashley Moody and Beth Bondi, Citizens United, and the gerrymandered voting district maps.
Heads
Bobbin’ around like grotesque apples
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We had the Boston Tea Party and they threw all the tea into the harbor.
I think we should name this one the Gulf of Mexico MAGA Party and act accordingly.
Cheetos
The bourgeoisie
Every Republican.
Corpses of the corrupt
They don’t have to be corpses.
But then you’ll need to weigh them down. Pre-corpsed Republicans is cheaper than chains and weights, but I have to admit that the other method may be more satisfying.
Not if you’re out far enough.
We start giving MAGAts helicopter rides?
Billionaires.
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Please refrain from throwing trash in the ocean, its bad enough as it is
It doesn’t have to be the whole billionaire.
Chunks of billionaire approximately 1 inch across are the best for local fauna to digest effectively.
Save the heads! We can mount them on pikes as a deterrent.
Some would call them “billioun cubes”
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Those that voted for it
Those that voted for those that voted for it.
That would be a large portion of the country. Last I checked, I don’t know of many, if any, politicians who voted “No!” when the time came. So unless I’m mistaken and some did, you’d be polluting the ocean and because the average American is like 300lbs ( source: I made it the fuck up ), we’d just end up damming it up and causing devastation.
Nah. I’m pissed at the Trumpets too, but voting ain’t worth shit.
Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.
Social contract. I leave people alone until they mess with me. They messed with me and won’t leave me or anyone else alone.
IMO the capitalists, the politicians, and the cops broke whatever social contract ever existed. Your neighbors, as much assholes as they might be, whatever box they ticked on the ballot box, were caught up in the breakage. You don’t have to like them, hell you don’t even need to forgive them, but please understand that it is the systems that need to be destroyed. And if we have to destroy any people, let them be the monsters who drive the system (capitalists and politicians) and the people who inflict that violence upon us (cops, ICE).
They were waiting for an extremist like trump.
No. I will not forgive a second time.
Be ruthless to the architects of oppressive and exploitative systems.
Just in case anybody has doubts, I gave an unserious answer to an unserious question. It was mostly just a turn of phrase.
I believe that violence should basically only be used to stop violence.
And what do you call what they are doing now?
Yes, that’s why we should stop capitalist violence by tossing them into the sea 🏴🏴🏴
Fascists?
**Gulf of America
Republicans, obviously. Viva Le Gulf Of Mexico.
I agree with others stating that the bodies of those supporting it work for me.
