I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
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Did you check your pockets?
I don’t know, but annoyingly my wallet/keys/phone tends to always be in the last place I look.
Did you happen to leave it under the hood of a car you worked on earlier?
Check your laundry. And places where you might set things down when moving laundry around.
Wait, that was yours? Oops…say if you see a transaction record from Gritty Down Under just forget it
Have you checked your butthole?
Bud Hole, a place where my Buddies hang out
That’s where I put my weed
Ski-dap Bad-ap Butthole
AKA: Prison Wallet.
This happens to me two or three times a week. Check your other hand.
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
You ate it out of hunger and forgot about it. Happens to the best of us.
bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude
I legit think I tossed my wallet in the dumpster one time while scrambling to get ready for a backpacking trip. I never ended up finding it, and we lived in a fairly small apartment so I think it indeed ended up in the landfill. Anyways, good luck!
Have you tried calling it
Fr tho, I love these Airtags and Samsung tags they made, maybe bad for privacy and its kinda shitty they force you to use their ecosystem, but it’s great if your pets are mischievous and wants to hide and/or escape, and you don’t want to oay a monthly fee or change the battery every week. (Don’t get the Google Tags, those are unusable)
I hate iOS, so Samsung is the only other devil there is in town if I want to track my items (and my cat). (I know they are the devil but their shit works, so… 🤷♂️)
gnomes are holding it ransom until you right the wrong you committed against them
Have you checked the last place you look yet?
Pro tip: Check here first to save a whole lot of looking.
