I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
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Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?
Have you tried utilizing A* algorithm as a basis for your search pattern yet?
Have you looked in Nature’s Pocket?
I don’t know, but annoyingly my wallet/keys/phone tends to always be in the last place I look.
Of course they’re all in the last place you look. Why would you keep looking for the thing in more places once you’ve found it?
I usually find stuff in the last place I could possibly look.
Have you checked your butthole?
Bud Hole, a place where my Buddies hang out
That’s where I put my weed
Ski-dap Bad-ap Butthole
AKA: Prison Wallet.
Did you check your pockets?
Check your laundry. And places where you might set things down when moving laundry around.
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Did you happen to leave it under the hood of a car you worked on earlier?
bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude
You ate it out of hunger and forgot about it. Happens to the best of us.
Have you tried calling it
Fr tho, I love these Airtags and Samsung tags they made, maybe bad for privacy and its kinda shitty they force you to use their ecosystem, but it’s great if your pets are mischievous and wants to hide and/or escape, and you don’t want to oay a monthly fee or change the battery every week. (Don’t get the Google Tags, those are unusable)
I hate iOS, so Samsung is the only other devil there is in town if I want to track my items (and my cat). (I know they are the devil but their shit works, so… 🤷♂️)
This happens to me two or three times a week. Check your other hand.
gnomes are holding it ransom until you right the wrong you committed against them
