Karoline Leavitt defied the laws of moral physics to insist that the true wrongdoers were Biden and the Democrats

Donald Trump was described as “that dog that hasn’t barked” in email by Jeffrey Epstein. Don’t tell Kristi Noem, who has a way of dealing with troublesome hounds.

The US president would love nothing more than to let sleeping dogs lie, but that hope was dashed on Wednesday when Democrats released emails suggesting that Trump was aware of Epstein’s sexual abuse of minors and had spent hours with one victim.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who says a prayer before each briefing, was dispatched to the podium to defy the laws of moral physics by explaining why the true wrongdoers here were Joe Biden and the Democrats.

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    She was groomed by her husband. Her husband has known her since she was a toddler. She is completely okay with what Trump and Epstein were doing.

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    This is FAKE NEWS! If this ACTUALLY happened that Would mean Karoline Leavitt is KNOWINGLY and WILLINGLY Defending a CHILD RAPIST in front of the Entire World!

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      I noticed she’s not wearing one of her many crosses today.

      She doesn’t wear it when she knows she has to lie a lot more than usual.

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        She doesn’t wear it when she knows she has to lie a lot more than usual.

        With this maladministration, doesn’t she have to lie more each time than the last time?

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          I don’t believe a word that comes out of her mouth. The only thing less convincing than her lies is the implication that she personally acknowledges her lies or has any conviction towards her own god to be affected in any way by how disgusting her actions are.

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    Weijia Jiang of CBS News asked: “Did the president ever spend hours at Jeffrey Epstein’s house with a victim?”

    Leavitt ducked and lobbed back a double negative: “These emails prove absolutely nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong.”

    She went on: “And what President Trump has always said is that he was from Palm Beach and so was Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein was a member at Mar-a-Lago until President Trump kicked him out because Jeffrey Epstein was a paedophile and he was a creep.”

    “This administration has done more than any, and it just shows how this is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat party, for now they’re talking about it all of a sudden because President Trump is in the Oval Office,” she said, a note of indignation rising in her voice. “But when Joe Biden was sitting in there, the Democrats never brought this up. This wasn’t an issue that they cared about because they actually don’t care about the victims in these cases.”

    Edit: Video 3:23 min https://youtu.be/NKFf2dUF2JU

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      Same old song and dance from Karoline. She’ll get some job on right wing media for the rest of her days. She’ll just have to defend Trump and pedophiles forever. Imagine that life? Truely selling your soul for fame/cash.

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        Hey the pile of shit who did it before became governor. Admittedly of Arkansas, but still. Any one of Hitler’s cabinet can live well on the grift for the rest of their lives.

        The cult will never wake up. If they did, they’d have to kill themselves for being woke.

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        Is she wrong about that last part? Clearly she’s deflecting and full of shit in general but Biden did have 4 years to do something about this. Why didn’t he?

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      Leavitt ducked and lobbed back a double negative: “These emails prove absolutely nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong.”

      That’s not how proof works, Karoline.

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      Actually, I did care about it when Biden was president, Karoline. Just another in a long string of war criminals. You think everyone who doesn’t support Trump automatically supports Biden?

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    The way that dumbass is lying for trump you’d think she herself is in the files. Why defend that creep like that. JFC.

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    It’s sort of like Pinocchio except instead of her nose growing it’s her lips getting thinner.