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You never know when the mark will realize they’ve been conned … the cognitive dissonance lasts for so long, and then one day they start to use their brains again, just a little … and for some people this day was yesterday.
Somehow it amazes me that this is the issue. January 6th didn’t do it, the mass murder of South American fishermen didn’t do it, the sexual assaults and rapes didn’t do it, the crypto-coin bribery schemes didn’t do it … Jeffrey Epstein and the pedo ring got close, no doubt about it, but not quite … and finally, talking shit about a guy who died, that’s their line, that’s indecent, that’s unacceptable.
Well OK, that’s a weird world view, but that’s what they got.
It’s beneath anyone, nobody else would do this, even the lowest dregs of society.
It’s uniquely revolting.
I can’t think of anything he has said that is worse, a new low, what a disgusting piece of shit.
They will keep supporting him regardless.
Don’t look to Fox for any sort of epiphany.
But everything else he does is just fine.
Raping, bombing. All good stuff per fox.
Is cheeto mcpedo going to file an eleventy billion dollar lawsuit against Faux for being so mean to him?
“Beneath the office”??? The motherfucker is like a diseased rat living under America’s porch.
January 6th = normal president stuff apparently
They are ok with the racism, the fascism, the numerous sexual assault and rape cases, the rape conviction, the being a russian stooge thing, the insurrection, being Epsteins friend before and after he was convicted of being a paedo, the stealing of top secret documents, the six bankruptcies and numerous failed businesses plus numerous fines for being corrupt etc, the 34 felony convictions etc etc etc and so on but, BUT being a cunt about an actor and director is beneath the office?
How about, fuck you.
The magical moral compass that conservatives can only access when the President’s approval rating is falling to 30%
It’s a warning shot to the administration. Trump is outliving his usefulness. The only one who doesn’t know that is Trump. Fox News needs to sell that to the base.
This is what the build up to an article 25 will look like. Fox has to lay the ground work. First they need to make it ok to criticize the president.
I wonder if trying to find redcap gear after donvict exits the stage will be like trying to find a Nazi uniform right after the fall of Germany…how many sudden “independents” will suddenly pop up everywhere? People that if they even remember Taco at all, will claim they didn’t really like the “tweeting”, LOL?
I wonder if those betting sites are offering a bet on the likelihood of a new “movement” that is astroturfed and given to all these sudden “independents”, too.
I’m actually wondering if the epstien bomb may be an additional part of it. IE if trump goes down, less focus goes on the files and they can be burried again.
I’d say a second hypothetical… obviously will be a conspiracy theory, but what if say in the near future trump is assasinated. Vance takes the throne… epstein file coverage goes down now that the primary implicated person is out.
Hell that could be the main driving force of the media backing trump. He was meant to burry them, but he made them a center focus
Congress just (almost) unanimously passed a law, one of very few this Congress has passed, that the Epstein Files must be released by this coming Friday.
The extremely welcome and greatly anticipated death of Donny 2 Inches, does not change that law…!
Isn’t there a loophole about open investigations?
Oh, I’d bet there will be shenanigans, but as I understand it, everything unclassified must be released in a searchable and downloadable form. Obviously, they will “classify” everything they don’t want out, and I bet there will be a metric ton of redactions.
They’re worried it was in fact politically motivated
So this is why I heard Mom saying it was sad. She hasn’t seen his movies, but knows he’s super liberal and actually gave me whatever you call the vocal version of “side eye” and said “he actually came out as an atheist” as if I thought that was something rare or bad or unbelievable.
She somehow still has no idea about me tho, because I will dodge that conversation forever unless I have to directly and specifically address it.
She hasn’t seen his movies, but knows he’s super liberal
It makes me wonder how many MAGA drones are spitting on his life and legacy while also having core memories of movies like Princess Bride as formative, key pieces of entertainment in their lives.
I’m sorry you have to live like that. Living under religious oppression, regardless of how passive aggressive, is incredibly frustrating, disappointing, and degrading. I hope you find peace and independence so you can live your life free of other’s delusions.
“he actually came out as an atheist”
I often wonder if the numbers of the religiously unaffiliated are not much, much higher, but some of the people are still afraid to come out of the closet…
Xtians always like to simultaneously beat their chest about their supposed numbers (and they are often wrong about them, I’ve noticed - they seem to consistently overestimate, by quite a lot, the percentage of Americans that are xtian) but simultaneously play the DARVO game - while they denigrate and try to ostracize and marginalize everyone not in their little book club, they act like it is THEY who are being “oppressed”.
If someone who is agnostic/atheist and has parents like that, or in-laws, etc…and they don’t want to be dealing with that all the time, well, I get it. They might just skip going to church and be mostly quiet about their positions on religion. And when they get polled, they might even list themselves as xtian.
Tomorrow they’ll be sucking his dick again
With little golden Trump-brand tweezers
Well it is the best and most tremendous dick there ever was, right?
/s
Second only to bill’s
According to Epstein’s Trump condom, “It’s Huge”
Let’s apply the Kimmel rule. Trump should have his presidency cancelled for the horrendous shit he spewed about another’s death. If usa ever survives this they should put rules in place so this never happens again. If the rules are already in place then maybe america deserves all of this because they won’t even defend themselves from the known enemy within.
Of all the things he’s said and done… this is comment that’s beyond the pale…
People should still laugh in his face because he tried to nuke a hurricane. I think it’s just really hard to keep up
Quiet, piggy.
That’s how I felt about his “quiet piggy” content getting so much attention.
Its not that its a horrible thing to say, its that even the his base are like “um, wut? Does having TDS mean that someone is going to kill you? Is he suggesting I kill my parents if they dont like him?” Its literally demented. He’s coming across like he’s yelling at the clouds.
They don’t seem to understand that trump is psychologically unfit, it’s not just him having fun.
”Malignant narcissism is a severe personality construct combining Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) with antisocial traits, paranoia, and sadism, creating a destructive pattern of grandiosity, extreme entitlement, lack of empathy, manipulation, and a desire to harm others for personal gain.”
In the good timeline, the headline is
Fox News Panel Unanimously Condemns Trump,
it’s from 2015, and it’s the last headline about him before he abandons his presidential ambitions and then dies from colon cancer, penniless and with his obituary being only an “in other news” on talk radio.
Ironically, that’s the only way his death would get a modicum of sympathy from most of the country.
There’s only one timeline.









