• TommySoda@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    “We’re tired of getting our feelings hurt at protests. Can you send is somewhere we won’t get caught when we kill people?”

    That’s all I hear. Nobody forced them to work for ICE and they can quit any time they want to.

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      4 hours ago

      The five year retention bonus will never be paid out because they will all be fired in four years and replaced with a more formal military occupation force.

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      Maybe they should be sent to the areas thick with the 20% or so of the country that supports ICE.

      See how well they are received there when they strut around in their tacticool cosplay outfits, shoving bystanders, tackling random people, kidnapping children, thinking they can batter down doors without a warrant and demand “papers” from anyone they come across.

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      They only get their 50k bonus if they stay for five years, and they have to pay off all those macho pickups they bought …