- Ok but I think the residents have a point here.  
 - There are no rules!!! 
 
- 👀 - … - … - …No. 
- That’s exactly what someone who wants googly eyes on everything would say. - Or someone clueless about how the Internet and the human mind works. - deleted by creator 
- I think you’re one of those googleyers! Distraction. 
 
 
- The council also said that in the past other decorations like Santa hats and wreaths have been added but that this was different. - “While we don’t condone the wreaths… and Santa hats, let’s stay away from adhesives, graffiti and all things that can damage the art” it said on it’s social post. - It sounds like what they don’t want is adhesive on the thing, which I’d say is probably a legit ask. 
- So far the council says it has spent $1,500 (£1,190) on removing googly eyes from seven of the eight sculptures affected. - I’ll do it for $1000! - Seriously, what is the cost involved in removing googly eyes from metal sculptures, other than wages you’d be paying anyway for the employee that cleans it up? I could buy maybe they have to use some special adhesive remover to protect it long term, but $1500 worth?? - $15 an hour for the union groundskeeper, minimum six hour shift. - $5 depreciation for using the ladder. - $75 for health and safety - $25 an hour for the manager to answer a phone call about where the ladder was - $5 mileage on the maintenance truck. - Shit adds up. - Not to mention handling media requests, as it’s constantly in the news. - There’s no length they wouldn’t go to to prevent people from enjoying things. Next they’ll probably find the culprit and press terrorism charges on him. 
- alternatively they could hypothetically just remove it during routine maintenance. Also its rather unlikely that they’d really need to use the ladder- I rather doubt people are scaling sculptures to slap them on things. it’s going to be mostly in reach of the ground. - A bigger problem is that most cities and towns will have an ordinance requiring immediate removal- meant to combat graffiti; and while most cities won’t be arsed to follow the ordinance themselves when Karen calls… well, it’s just less annoying to send the dang truck on a special job. 
 
- There is a chance whoever is doing this is kind of an asshole and is sticking the eyes on with some kind of absurd adhesive that is a total pain in the ass to remove. Like a blob of some serious epoxy shit that has to be carefully chipped off or melted with solvents to avoid damaging the sculpture - But in all likelihood it’s just a hugely inflated labor cost and they’re self adhesive with something mild 
 
- For those that didn’t read the 9-sentence (plus title/captions) article, the biggest issue is damage risk from adhesives rather than anti-fun: - The council also said that in the past other decorations like Santa hats and wreaths have been added but that this was different. - “While we don’t condone the wreaths… and Santa hats, let’s stay away from adhesives, graffiti and all things that can damage the art” it said on it’s social post. - The council leader has explained that while they want the community to engage with the art and have fun, they also don’t want things to be damaged. - So stick the googly eyes onto a headband or something first I guess? - A big wad of poster putty? That’s not good long term but the city is going to have groundskeeper Wille pull them off when he sees them. 
 
- Just gonna throw this out there. - You can buy googly eyes in bulk on amazon. about 5 bucks for 2,000 in assorted sizes. Self adhesive, even. - while we’re at it you can also legally buy traffic cones - remember, folks, if you don’t obey in advance, you can get cool shit. - like golden traffic cones.  - (which was added after people were doing traffic cones on statues and Glasgow just gave up and gave in.) (Non-serious issue, with a serious reminder,) 
 
- FYI, a kitchen cupboard full of cans is an excellent target for these. It’s amazingly off putting to hope the cupboard have have the contents staring back at you in silent judgement. - Extra kudos if you manage to get a friend/relative without them realising you’re a suspect. - I may have heard this before. - I certainly cannot confirm or deny its veracity…. - Not at all…. 
 
 
- Ok, honestly, that sticker glue causes no damage to objects 24/7 exposed to the elements. - The council also said that in the past other decorations like Santa hats and wreaths have been added but that this was different. - “While we don’t condone the wreaths… and Santa hats, let’s stay away from adhesives, graffiti and all things that can damage the art” it said on it’s social post. - Btw, we don’t do punctuation anymore? 
- If adhesive is the issue, just use rubber bands or plastic-coated wire as a hanger that won’t damage anything. - Instructions unclear 
 
- This has the same kind of energy as the swedish goat statue that always gets set on fire. - Sorry, what? - This covers the what but not the why. 
- Broken link - Works fine for me 
 
 
 
- At this point they might as well turn the burning into a festive occasion. 
 
- Maybe the city council should listen to the people of the city who want a fun sculpture rather than a rusty piece of shit? 
- did they put it on a sign somewhere? because I don’t have any googly eyes. 


















