Hope I lost my ticket
Ok, give me yours then. 🫱
Take my monthly pass, I won’t be needing it.
Your monthly ass?
Oh, no, step boarding pass officer, I forgot my ticket and now I’m stuck!
Oh I was going the other way with it. “I’ve got my ticket officer but you’re not going to like where it’s at as much as I will.”
Just reachin’ up there with they whole hand, huh?
What was that saying again? Gas, grass, or ass?
That’s the Kansas state motto
New humorous sign for my bathroom.
what’s a TIOXET
Well, if you don’t have one, you’d better have your ass ready!
my ass was born ready!
Good, because if it wasn’t, there’d be trouble.
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to sock it to itWait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers’ asses if they don’t have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.
Let’s the wind blow the ticket away whilst maintaining eye contact with the ticket checker.
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Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.
Pray for the best, plan for the worst.
Knew I should’ve done the enema
Free ride! Take it easy!
I’m always ready.
Should i undo the upvote?
plese hve ticet or ass redy
