• NutWrench@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    “I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”

    You did NOT slip on your penis.

    • Votes@sh.itjust.works
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      7 hours ago

      He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.

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        3 hours ago

        That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.

        Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?

        A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”

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      19 hours ago

      Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip?

      (Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)