Holodeck jizzmoppers
My new punk band
I wonder if anyone in Starfleet has seen so much stuff in their time, that they can only get off by creating new and novel things to fuck in the holodeck. 🤔
To seek out new life, and strange new…
Holes
I figured if anyone would know, it would be Lt. Barklay - he is always helping people write holodeck programs.
He…didn’t answer.
If the holodeck had existed in Kirk’s time, there would have been a “sentient fuckbeast from Zeeblap-9 takes over the mainframe” scenario every week.
It did exist in Kirk’s time, according to SNW (which is a rare example of that show that I did not appreciate)
wait, wasn’t it new in TNG? holy retcons of khan
New in TNG, but a couple years later in DS9 it’s already well known that Quark runs holosuites
Ah yes well the reason behind that is Quark’s Bar brand Root Beer. It’s insidious! [please remit one slip one latinum for reading trademark]
It was also in the Animated Series, SNW only confirmed it.
I liked the reasoning that they gave. Tied the canonicity neatly together
To boldly come where no man has come before.
- Zafran Cockrain
Now that’s a Star Trek spinoff I’d watch
Deep Space 9"
Star Trek: Voyeur
Featuring Cake Mulgrew, Robert Dickardo, Tim Thrust, Garrett Wang, and more
Sex Trek: The Next Gyration
Love that you left Kim’s name alone
it’s Garrett’s primary source of income
Are you sure about that? There’s this Torchwood ep where they acknowledge that fact of human nature.
We have that now, no need to wait for the future.
To seek out new life, and new fuck-aliens
To boldly go where no man has gone beforeStar Trek: Riker
In the future, people will have more open, healthy attitudes about the sexual needs of all sentient creatures.
And it’s called the “Jorkodeck.”
Hard light holograms, indeed.
Rimmer World takes on a whole new meaning…
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.
He’s also a fantastic swimmer.
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for “dinner”.
I see you’ve played Hardcoded too…
Red Dwarf is my guess
Could also be holoscissored as well
The ho-lodeck
what episode of golden girls did this come from?
Memememenememe!!!
