Guys, the guy sucked a grown man’s dick… Its not like he sexually assaulted… Wait… It’s not like he raped kids… O… It’s not like he makes fun of the mentally disabled people… Shit!
Why is no one going after wolff? He clearly knew about the pedo ring and covered for epstein.
Hey, I think his hero Hitler had a reasonable way out of his own personal dilemma…
Bill Clinton leaned back, spread his legs, and guided Trump’s crown using his golden locks as a reins. However, due to the locks anchoring mostly to the right side of his head, Trump gives angled head, a suck-on-a slant of sorts…which sparks joy upon Bill’s now fully mouthed over rod. Alluring asymmetrical blowy, sultry sax sweetening the Musked air, as two heads of state become two heads in sync. Like a hot orange creamsicle, seems like something is trickling down alright, and this time, its not the economy.
Yah… that’s enough internet for me for the day.
Donald Trump played bill’s favourite notes on his saxophone.
Or he sucked a horse’s dick.
Did you just… write an erotica piece about Trump and Clinton?
It just sort of… came over me.
Look, just ease off on ruining creamsicles for what’s left of the span of time
I normally don’t kink shame, but I’m going to shame the hell out of this kink lmao
I’m not sure whether to give you a medal, or assemble the townfolk and hand out torches and pitchforks.
Hand out torches and pitchforks, but also take the medal.
Fukken savedddd
Yet he still lives
A modern politician by this point would have someone heading up a crisis management team, and a team leader setting out a unified strategy who is laser-focused on executing. I get that Wolff is saying that no one wants to be “responsible” but it’s baffling to me that Trump (or someone who needs his political stock to remain high) hasn’t at least brought in someone outside the admin to handle this. Trump used to be surrounded by fixers–is he so hobbled that no one is willing to take this on?
The orange-painted baboon doesn’t need to handle anything. The Republican party is now perfectly okay with child-raping pedophiles, if they weren’t already. That’s what they are. That’s how cults work.
They were always ok with it - it’s always been part of their value system.
Yep, the headline is silly, he’s just going to carry on with his usual schtick and also torpedo MTG as much as possible. I don’t think his strategy runs deeper than that.
All his fixers went to jail, no one wants to be the next fixer to get thrown under a bus
Why do you think he doesn’t currently have a slew of sycophantic fixers inside the admin at this point?
My guess is that he finally realized that his base won’t give up on him no matter what he does and republican legislators have completely lashed themselves to the ship of Trump so they have no choice but to go along with it or see their entire political career go up in flames during the next primary.
Why do you need fixers when you are invincible and you have a legion of rubes who will stop at nothing to excuse your bad behavior? We are at “Trump is a pedophile, but that’s okay” levels of cognitive dissociation amidst republican voters. I’m not sure the bar could go any lower that this without Trump directly committing an act of homicide. Even then, it probably wouldn’t budge an inch.
For Trump, bad press is good press, and good press is very very good press.
someone heading up a crisis management team
Rudy Gulianni has his own problems this time…
Time to book another press conference at that landscaping company.
Yeah, he probably doesn’t like the new potential nickname of, “Commander Cock in Throat”…which would tie in so nicely to the NFL’s Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now…😂
Blow-TUS
El BJ
Head of State
Heinrich Hummer
The Deep Throat Dictator
Brojobber General
I can keep going
Please do. lol
Pol-smoker Pot
Chubba Bubba
Cum-mander in Chief
Bukkake One
Mao Tse-Tongue
The Gulpin’ Gipper
Bubba-Cum Blimp
BJ Trump
President Lewinsky
If he ever wears a stained navy suit…
We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.
Is it “Gluck Gluck Gluck”!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.
Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like “chupa chupa”.
Jfc the lollipops are the first thing that comes to mind
That’s Spanish!
You might look at certain Spanish products differently.
Care for some chupa chups?
…hello ma’am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there’s no more juice left.
This day in history:
On 11/15/25, Lemmy user, “altphoto” accidentally created a new chant/noise that would become associated with anti-trump protests for years to follow.
This is art!
🤌
Forty…
any negativity that comes to him is like more than 10x deserved at this point.
he’s got a karma debt that quite frankly uneases entire timelines.
More than…the man fucking weaponized the corona virus against his own people–incompetantly-- and now he’s kidnapping them, too. Yeah, I’d put that slightly over 10x.
He will never receive enough justice for all the shit he’s done.
He won’t live long enough to serve all the prison time he deserves
Exactly. If even a sliver of what the Epstein lot is true, he could have been imprisoned when he was 20 and it wouldn’t be enough time.
Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?
That depends on what your definition of sex is
Oral sex doesn’t have that many definitions. I believe there’s pretty much just the one.
I think it’s a reference to Clinton’s famous quote to a grand jury when grilled on why he said “No” when asked if there was a sexuality relationship between him and Lewinklsky.
“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the—if he—if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement. … Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”
