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zedgeist@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • yannic@lemmy.ca
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    This is a fun opportunity to share that mainline church teachings consider each tiny drop or fragment of the precious blood and sacred host to contain Christ entirely. It’s not exactly blood here, guts there.

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    It’s unfermented, a sober Jesus is no real Jesus.

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    Are you saying it’s a mistranslation and arisen from the dead was actually a raisin from the bread?

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      He is raisin indeed

    • Wren@lemmy.today
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      I thought he was arisen from the bread.

      That’s why we have unleavened bread during passover.

      • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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        To be honest I have not studied scripture so I am naan knowing.

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    Me when my best friend told me that in Islam, dogs were made from the Devil’s spittle as he was frothing with glee at the prospect of seeing humans being eaten by lions:

    I straight up told her I never thought the Quran could out-crazy Norse mythology, but where we are. I mean, we do have a story about Æsir creating Kvasir from their spit, but that is no where close to being as metal as dogs being made from the spit of Satan. I was practically cackling.

  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    Sadly, raisins are not wine.

    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      They’re also kinda weird. Unlike wine,

      • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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        They may be weird, but Christianity has been around for millenia.

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    You are missing some of the yeast.

    • zedgeist@lemmy.worldOP
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      He is Risen. No yeast required.

      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        Huh, the Catholics were onto something

      • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Grapes have a yeast on their skins iirc, so adding raisins to a flatbread would introduce yeast, making it risen

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    You still nee bones and brain.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      eat this jello in memory of his hooves

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    This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!

    https://old.lemmy.world/comment/20461868

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      The Father Patrick Easter story may be genuinely one of my favorites of all time.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      😟

      At least get a fair captcha provider.

      • Randelung@lemmy.world
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        Try https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world
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    does that mean that raisin bread is an entire Jesus?

    If a human only has flesh and blood, sure. Where’s the long hair?

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Funny you ask!

      (E: The video used to be called “Did Jesus have long hair?” The interview starts at around 10:00)

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    Mary had a bun in the oven, literally.

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Don’t bring your logic and reasoning into my fairytale.

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    Blood is what you get when you squeeze out the body. Wine is what you get (eventually) when you squeeze out the grape.

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    No, but bread pudding with whiskey sauce is.

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    Agnostic raisin bran ftw!

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