Oh powerlifting, and I wouldn’t be competitive. Just lift whatever I could, and lose the competition, forever. I guess that’s amateur though? Hmm.
I cannot imagine anyone paying me to play any sport at all.
Do esports count? Because that.
Skiing, as I actually enjoy it.
Ping pong. You might think all the humiliating losses as my reflexes slow down might become hard to take, but if they don’t bother me now, why should it bother me later?
Snooker.
This was my first thought. Honourable mentions to golf and darts.
This or marbles
Archery
Rowing or swimming. As long as I’m not trying to be world record level, I won’t be ruining my body. If I’m just training as much as they do, it won’t be much worse than a full time job.
I would have picked skydiving, but the lead exposure is a little too much for me to want to do it as a 10 jumps a day type of job.
Wait, lead exposure from skydiving?
Fumes from aviation fuel.
OH. Ty.
Probably the chute
Swimming for sure
Ranked Competitive Sex.
You don’t wanna go up against the world heavyweight champion
Its okay, thats my weight class
How about E Sports? I’m not competitive good, but I can play video games all day.
Pretty good Matt and Shane secret podcast bit about forcing NFL players to play to death. If I remember right, when they hit 65 they get put on special teams. That maximizes the chance of being obliterated/turned to dust by a stud running into them full speed.
Chess
Yup. I wouldn’t be very good at it, but it’s indoor work with no heavy lifting or cardio, and if it’s my job until I’m 65 that implies that it’ll pay the bills so how good I actually am doesn’t really matter very much
Porn
Running or cycling.
Darts
I think this might be the answer
