At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs
I’m staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.
Covered in bees! Hopefully Eddie Izzard will show up and tell some jokes.
On the floor
Spider gang, no doubt
Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.
As a person from a sensible country without praying mantis running freely around outside in nature, this has very much changed my opinion on them!
Truly they’re not scary in person. They’re very gentle when they crawl on you. They’re very good at camouflaging in bushes, so it’s a fun activity to look for them.
At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats
Moths. AKA goth butterflies.
Actually butterflies are moths
Not only that, the only thing that makes them spooky and startling is that they randomly fly around like a dumbass towards anything light related.
When they’re just sitting still being chill they’re actually quite adorable.
You mean glam butterflies
Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.
The moths. Most likely not to eat me.
If I can’t get Absolute Radience in godhome a cafeteria will have to do.
The beetles and the bees won’t eat you either. They can harm you in other ways though.
Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.
Moths!
Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I’d sit with them.
Love how you snuck in the correction there. Classy 👌 Have my up vote. ❤️✌️
Team arachnids!
Hell yeah!
No way. What’s their name?
My other T. vagans’ ( same species) name is Garambullo, inspired by the very delicious fruit of this cactus. Kinda looks like the species signature red rump.
But this one doesn’t have a name… Any suggestions? It’s a female but I’m sure she’s fine with whatever XD.
I’ve never seen cactus fruit like that before, initially I thought it was a joke image and someone had taken a cactus and put a blueberry on each needle or something. Wild.
Oh it’s real, I promise. But it’s an endemic plant, not well known outside the region; that’s why I attached some pics ;). Not your typical catus fruit.
Saguaro
Guy Fieri (she’s got those frosted tips)
Saguaro
Keepin it botannical, good suggestion.
she’s got those frosted tips
My bad, that’s the flash reflecting on the urticating hairs. under mormal light conditions those leg segments look just the tiniest bit lighter that the upper leg.
That’s a she.
Woooah where did you get your tarantula sexing powers? (Sexing them is a tad difficult) :P This one is indeed a female. Care to suggest a name for her?
Eloise sounds kinda charming.
She’s a bit bulkier than a male judging from the photo. Ofc it could also be true for some males but it was a solid guess ngl. She’s gorgeous tho.
Nice name suggestion!
As far as I’m aware, males get the lanky look after they reach maturity and molt for the last time, since feeding stops being a priority for them; pedipalps also change and thats an sure sign of a mature male T. I think they are indistinguishable before that?
This one was actually pretty skinny when that pic was taken since she had recently molted . So far all of my mature T’s have turned out to be females so… Maybe I don’t have keen eyes ti spot the males.
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